An illustrated overview of the benefits of workstations over MPPs

These slides were taken from a debate on the merits of distributed workstations over MPPs.



Massively-parallel processors (MPPs) are so costly that they drive parents to selling their children and honest women to prostitution. MPPs literally cost an arm and a leg.



Users eventually take the only honorable way out. (That's the sysadmin being eaten.)



Fortunately, distributed workstations can save the day, vanquishing the evil MPPs.



The result is a harmonious computing environment, where even the MPP has a use.


These slides were drawn by Andrea Spertus and designed with Dawson Engler.